Ninjutsu (, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes" deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes".

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it.

Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.

Allosaurus Shepherd can't be countered.
Green spells you control can't be countered.
: Until end of turn, each Elf creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other creature types.

Allosaurus Shepherd can't be countered.
Green spells you control can't be countered.
: Until end of turn, each Elf creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other creature types.

, , Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

, , Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

, , Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

, , Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

Flying, vigilance, indestructible
Other permanents you control have indestructible.

Flying, vigilance, indestructible
Other permanents you control have indestructible.

Destroy target artifact. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Destroy target artifact. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.